No Honey, You Look Great

“Am I fat?” Don’t even start with me. I thought that dreadful lose-lose question was a part of history! “Do these jeans make my butt look big?” – “No honey, your butt makes those pants look big”. Why do women still insist on putting men in this ridiculous situation? And it isn’t as though we can just say “I refuse to answer”, because then you came up with “Geez, you don’t even care about how i feel”. Wow.